PLASTIC BAG APOLOGIST

Sophie Sher. That is her name!!!!!

ok here we go

SOPHIE

WILL NOT BE

DRINKING COFFEE

ANYMORE

because

anxiety

HATES

ACRYLIC

SWEATERS

it's true

BRUSHES

TEETH

EVERY

morning

and night

chews

gum

BUT

prefers

a

mint.

DOES

NOT

LIKE

RANDOM

THINGS

IN

MOUTH

prefers

PLASTIC

BAGS

(storage purposes)

PREFERRED

BAG

?

THIN.

deep

sea

poke

has

a

perfect

preferred

thiness

she often thinks to herself "WOW WHAT A PERFECT BAG"

RE-

USE

RE-

DUCE

RE-

CYCLE

...

...

environmentalist

?

no

snacks

ALL

MEAL

"I

do

be

eating

random

shit

tho"-Sophie

Isn't

she

GREAT

?

and

what

a

cool

website

!!!!

all my love

-M<3